First, from a column in the Guardian about men’s hairstyles, this spectacular line: “Stunt, a name that confirms cockney rhyming slang is alive and well in this country.” Just… breathe than in for a moment. How glorious! Hats off to you, Hadley Freeman. That is a LINE!
Second, I definitely voted no this morning. Just doing my thing for American democracy, as best I can, what with being Canadian and all. How brutal and hilarious that he’s already fired. I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners (and maybe also rethinks her taste in men, next time around).
Jane Marie is back on Jezebel–sadly not a Millihelen reboot, but if snappy relationship advice is what she’s doling out, I’ll take it.
(Also, how great would it be if I dumped my ridiculous last name and started going by first name + middle name? Kathryn Jane sounds kinda cool…?)
I was just thinking the other day that I wanted to see pictures of the wedding dress discussed all the way back in Link 16, and now there are actually photos. Very satisfying conclusion–the dress (and the emotional trajectory) is just perfect.
Do you need an absolutely bonkers murder case to read about? Of course you do. Don’t worry–The New Yorker has got you covered.