I really can’t explain the appeal, but these One Direction’s Week In Review round-ups are just doing it for me.
The latest one includes this tantalizing line: “Harry Styles’s whereabouts are unknown. He was last seen Sunday Sept. 4 at a party in LA.”
Just think about it.
Harry Styles’s whereabouts are unknown.
Harry Styles’s whereabouts are unknown…
My theories:
- He’s in hiding until his hair grows back.
- He’s being held captive by a rabid 1D fan, Misery-style.